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  • 1.  ERP

    Posted 01-23-2001 09:54
    From: Jack Ring [mailto:jring@amug.org]

    On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 jcerva@kcc.com said Re: Cross Cultural ERP Acceptance
    [...]>
    > For me ERP (enterprise resource planning)- is A LOT of up front/input
    work
    > before any value is seen, people need to know why as well as how to input,
    > and how to get the benefits once the system is 'up'.
    > CHEERIO
    > Jack
    > jcerva@kcc.com

    I was not very clear in my earlier response to the quest for guidance
    regarding cross-cultural adoption of ERP.

    First, let me say that I am not opposed to ERP. I encourage all my
    competitors to install ERP forthwith (actually, I have no competitors,
    nobody else would want to do what I do) but for all others my altruistic
    nature causes me to warn you.

    Rather than installing an ERP you would be better off to have your clients
    sit in a circle then pull the safety locking pin out of a grenade and
    proceed to play "spin the bottle."

    Be very clear about what change toward what new situationi you are about to
    encourage your people to endure. Once you are clear, you should do
    everything possible to get the project cancelled. Otherwise, you will end
    up running the largest torture chamber of your career.

    ERP (a one syllable word --- phonics is prescient) is a monstrous pile of
    code that runs according to the directions in several hundred data tables.
    The entries in the tables tell the software what to do, part of which is to
    demand input from humans. The software executes in the sequence it pleases
    and does the things in pleases largely regardless of how youall want to run
    your business. This means three things.

    First, you will become the messenger --- that tells them to forget much of
    what they know and embrace operating habits that they can readily see do not
    make sense. In cultures where people are accustomed to being cogs in a
    machine this is grueling but not greatly emotional. However, if you are
    sufficiently fortunate to work in a culture where people are not considered
    "human resources" but are considered "the sources" of innovation and
    enthusiam, this can be a very degrading process.

    And in most cultures it is permissable to kill the messenger.

    Second, the whole thing may work (actual statistics indicate about a 30%
    chance). Great. Until you try to bring out your next product or service,
    that is. Then youall will discover that NO ONE knows which of the several
    thousand variables in the several hundred tables needs to be changed. The
    successful implementation of ERP simply freezes your enterprise in time and
    [market] space.

    Third, because most managers operate in a constant state of denial regarding
    the results of IT projects, they will proceed to install CRM, SFA, SRM, Data
    Mining, EIA, and other employee torture machines of the ERP paradigm. Then
    your beloved company that to which you gave your heart and soul goes broke
    or restructures. Either way you are in career crisis.

    The bottom line, as they say in business schools, is this; if you cannot
    stop the project, find a decent job elsewhere, now.

    But you don't have to believe me. Ask your contemplated ERP vendor for the
    names of the Training and Development people at three of their previous
    installations. Also, get involved in their User Group.

    But keep working on your resume.
    Good luck.