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  • 1.  A bit of levity

    Posted 03-12-1998 10:16
    At the risk of wasting bandwidth, the interchange on use of this list
    reminded me of a post I received from a different list. Sort of a loose
    meta-analysis of email patterns?

    > Q: How many list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
    >
    > A: 1,331.
    >
    > 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light bulb
    > has been changed.
    >
    > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
    > light bulb could have been changed differently.
    >
    > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
    >
    > 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
    > bulbs.
    >
    > 53 to flame the spell checkers.
    >
    > 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
    > bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
    >
    > 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
    >
    > 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take
    > this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
    >
    > 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
    > alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
    >
    > 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
    > bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.
    >
    > 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
    > to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
    > this technique, and what brands are faulty.
    >
    > 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
    >
    > 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
    > corrected URLs.
    >
    > 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
    > this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
    >
    > 33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including all
    > headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
    >
    > 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
    > handle the light bulb controversy.
    >
    > 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
    >
    > 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
    >
    > 1 to propose a new alt.CHANGE.lite.bulb newsgroup.
    >
    > 47 to say this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.
    >
    > 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

    --
    Ken A. Smith
    Associate Professor
    School of Management
    Syracuse University