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And here's the humor:
The Value of Time
To realize the value of ONE YEAR
Ask a student who has failed his exam.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
Ask a mother who has given birth to a pre-mature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
Ask an editor of a weekly.
To realize the value of ONE DAY
Ask a daily wage laborer.
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
Ask a person who has missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND
Ask a person who has survived an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in Olympics.
To realize the value of ONE MICRO-SECOND
Ask a NASA scientist.
To realize the value of ONE NANO-SECOND
Ask a Hardware Engineer.
And if you still don't realize the value of time you must be
a Software Engineer!!!
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I am finding that some of you are forwarding this humor to your
friends and co-workers. ;) Thank you for doing that... I'd
strongly encourage that instead of forwarding it to them (wasting
your time), you encourage them to join themselves. ;) It's still
just as free!
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