Dear Dutch, et ux,
Here's one you can adapt to all occasions
Two men went bird hunting in western N.E. on a private preserve. They
asked to hire a dog and were given one named "Professor". Great dog! In
less than a day, they shot the limit.
They went back the next year and asked to use Professor again. Professor
had done so well that he had been named "Super Professor", and his price
had doubled. They paid the price, and sure enough, they bagged their
limit in a few hours.
The third year they asked for Super Professor again only to be told he
was no longer available. He did so well, they promoted him to 'Dean'.
But they had to put him down. All he did was to sit around on his butt
and bark.
Please keep your humor coming.
--
Dick Montgomery, General Manager
21st Century Co-operative
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