From my fav. joke list, Weekly Witticisms:
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You know you work for corporate America if
* You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked
for three different companies.
* Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
* Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
* The company logo on your badge is drawn on a
post-it note.
* You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
* Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you
lose your best jokes.
* Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your
job.
* You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom
closet.
* Salaries of the members on the Executive Board
are higher than all the Third World countries' annual
budgets combined.
* You think lunch is just a meeting to which you
drive.
* It's dark when you drive to and from work.
* Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
* "Communication" is something your group is having
problems with.
* Nepotism is encouraged.
* You read this entire list and understood it.
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P.A. Gantt,
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