I know Jay was just having fun but now I cannot resist grading his essay ---
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From: "Jay Warner" <
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Sent: Tuesday, October 25, 2005 10:11 AM
Subject: Re: More than 70 percent of full-time MBA programs cite a decline
in operations this year when compared with 2004
> "I can't help it", #214:
>
> The first person, according to the Christian Old Testament & the Jewish
> Bible (Torah?), was Adam.
>
> Adam was not born of woman, but made directly by the Almighty.
> Therefore Adam did not have a navel.
> By the same reasoning, neither did Eve. Nor any other creature therein.
[tweet, no running in the halls. There is no basis for 'nor any other
creature therein.' But any creature sans frontal lobe is irrelevant,
anyway.]
>
> Jack Ring says you have to have at least one navel to be innovative.
[Jack says a system has to have at least one navel to be innovative]
>
> Therefore, the Garden of Eden was not innovative.
[tweet, no running in the halls. The Garden of Eden was made not by Adam or
Eve but by the Almighty. It is fair to presume It had a navel.]
> Therefore, the eating of apples was not innovative, but was expected or
> anticipated.
>
> Adam and Eve were destined to be driven out of the Garden.
>
> Q. E. D. :)
>
[now get back to work.] ;)